This Girl is 12, She Called Automatic Rhyme, I'm Emo, Maybe 12 or 13 and I'm...
Insomnia Poem #500There's no-one to [redact]It was just an actNot mine -- I'm finewe missed all the signs,always pushing my loveunder your Borderline'Cause I thought I knew the distancebetween reason...
View ArticleStuff I've Been Reading: All The Time Between Then and Now
I haven't done a Stuff I've Been Reading since December, when I covered what I'd read in August-->October. I'm no Nick Hornby, that's for sure! So this time it'll...
View ArticleAutofun 5.6 - But This is How the Revolution Begins
Wow, so. Life! Geez! What a trip! I mean it! Every minute is so much! Well, in any event, I wanted to touch base. I used to hate that phrase and I told my Mom she wasn't allowed to use it. I also hated...
View ArticleAre You There Blog? It's Me, Autowin!
+ We had a team meeting tonight. Like a real one where real things happened!+ For most of last year I'd wake up and for the first hour of every morning it'd be this game of detective trying to figure...
View ArticleNew Years Revolutions: Time Can Never Kill the True Heart
On December 30th, 2008, I wrote a post that I was going to post on New Year's Day, but I never did because I decided it was too personal in parts, or that I wasn't sure it was stuff I wanted to really...
View ArticleTime to Auto-Win Some -- Happy Birthday Lewis!
Hi blog! How are you? It's my brother Lewis's birthday. It's also Bloomsday, a holiday for smart people who can read a lot of words at once. I can't believe it's been a whole year since the last time...
View ArticleRelief Next to Me or "Sorry I’m just revisiting this now."
I am not sure if all of these sentences have periods at the end of them or if the words are correct but maybe an intern could copyedit it for me jk no but srsly.I just had a really incredible weekend....
View ArticleI Want Directions, Helpful HInts and Also. Also. Also I have a Tumblr now.
What should I write a blog post about? Write a comment and ask me a question. Then I will answer your questions in 'another blog post.' I realize by 'asking you to ask me questions' I am acting like...
View ArticleHaviland Answers Your Questions Too!
hello inquisitors! i will continue to answer all of your questions that you asked me (and are continuing to ask me) here on this blog post here! I think I have like 50 more to go? I tend to make...
View Articlethis blog post has been created to answer questions from the comments of my...
I wrote a blog post and said to ask questions in The Comments and now I have created this blog post where I will answer every question that you asked me in The Comments/Commons from the 'other blog...
View ArticleHere's The Post Where I Finish Answering Your 192 Questions
Forever ago I asked you to ask me questions and you did and I answered a whole bunch of them but not all of them. The comments are open this time in case you have any feelings you want to share. We...
View ArticleWhat Happened Last September (and so I say to you, this is what I have to do)
On Christmas of 2008, Olive picked me up from the airport and drove the both of us to my apartment. My roommates were out of town. I'd just written this on the airplane from Ohio to New York, which I'd...
View ArticleWe Went to the National Equality March and Brought You a Video
Hi! I do this website Autostraddle? And we had a pretty amazing redesign, it went up a few weeks ago and though we're still ironing it out, you should go check it out! I AM SHOWING YOU MY SOUL GO LOOK...
View ArticleI Fill Those Spaces With My Lies
On the Sweet Cruise during the first week of November I slept. I slept a lot, I slept on a hammock in Cozumel in the shade for ten minutes and in our bed at four pm or maybe later, or maybe earlier,...
View ArticleAre You #10Years Ago?
this is still a rough draftTHE TOPIC IS #10YEARSAGO. I will be adding year by year throughout New Year's Day, working up 'til today.1999: Ann Arbor, MichiganTen years ago: On New Years Eve 1999 I was...
View ArticleFlowers in My Hair
I want to have a room that looks like this, in Berkeley:Dear blog, I just wanted you to know that I haven't forgotten you. Quite the contrary! I have a post for you already written in my head. It has...
View Articleand the heart says write a fucking post in autowin, like now!
I've spent most of the weekend reading. Not books or anything important like that really. Well, I did read an essay from Zadie Smith's book Changing my Mind called "The New Direction of the Novel" and...
View Articlethings i told livejournal a long time ago: a tumblr you should read
i used to keep a livejournal from 2001 until 2006. most of it is private and also impossible to find on the internet. two days ago me and laneia decided it would be a good idea to republish excerpts...
View Articlei wrote this blog post on april 26, 2010 but never published it. i forgot it...
Sometimes at night I get really scared. Panic angles for space between my lungs. My lungs are pissed off and so the panic sticks out like a shoebox. I bang my head on my desk. Nothing works. I...
View Articlethis blog post is 2,836 words long, all the words are true
[I think I accidentally wrote this because of Freedom, where Jonathan Franzen manages to make every single detail of every character's life seem necessary just because it was lived and therefore has...
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